Terms and Conditions

1. Introduction

These Terms and Conditions govern your use of the websites operated by OMGWTF.LTD and its subsidiaries (collectively "we", "us", or "our"). By accessing and using any of our websites, you agree to be bound by these terms.

2. About OMGWTF.LTD

OMGWTF.LTD is a digital content company operating an umbrella brand for various platforms exploring satire, news, commentary, and entertainment. We capture the chaos of modern life unapologetically through content that is satirical, serious, and sometimes stupid — always WTF.

3. Websites Covered

These Terms and Conditions apply to all websites operated by OMGWTF.LTD and its network, including but not limited to:

4. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using any of our websites, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, please do not use our websites.

5. Use of Websites

4.1 Permitted Use

You may use our websites for:

  • Personal, non-commercial purposes

  • Viewing and reading content

  • Subscribing to newsletters and updates

  • Sharing content through provided social media tools

  • Engaging with content as permitted (e.g., comments, if available)

4.2 Prohibited Use

You agree NOT to:

  • Use our websites for any illegal purpose

  • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to our systems or networks

  • Transmit viruses, malware, or any harmful code

  • Scrape, copy, or download content in bulk without permission

  • Impersonate any person or entity

  • Harass, abuse, or harm other users

  • Spam or send unsolicited messages

  • Interfere with the proper functioning of our websites

  • Use automated systems (bots, scrapers) without authorization

  • Republish or redistribute our content without permission

6. Intellectual Property

5.1 Copyright and Ownership

Unless otherwise stated, all content on our websites including:

  • Articles, blog posts, and written content

  • Images, videos, and multimedia

  • Graphics, logos, and design elements

  • Software and code

...is owned by us or our content creators and is protected by UK and international copyright laws.

5.2 Limited License

We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to:

  • Access and view content for personal use

  • Share content using provided sharing tools

  • Quote brief excerpts with proper attribution

5.3 Restrictions

You may NOT:

  • Reproduce, distribute, or republish content without written permission

  • Remove copyright notices or attributions

  • Modify or create derivative works

  • Use content for commercial purposes without authorization

  • Frame or embed our content on other websites without permission

5.4 User-Generated Content

If you submit content to our websites (e.g., comments, feedback), you:

  • Grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide license to use, display, and distribute your content

  • Confirm you have the right to submit the content

  • Agree not to submit copyrighted material without permission

  • Take responsibility for the content you submit

7. Content Accuracy and Disclaimer

6.1 Information Purposes Only

Content on our websites is provided for general information and entertainment purposes only. We make reasonable efforts to ensure accuracy but:

  • We do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or timeliness of any content

  • Content may contain errors, omissions, or become outdated

  • Views expressed are those of the authors and do not necessarily represent our official position

6.2 No Professional Advice

Content on our websites does NOT constitute:

  • Legal advice

  • Financial advice

  • Medical advice

  • Professional consulting of any kind

Always consult qualified professionals for specific advice related to your circumstances.

6.3 News and Commentary

For news and media websites:

  • News content is for informational purposes

  • Commentary represents opinions and perspectives

  • We strive for accuracy but are not liable for errors

  • Views expressed in opinion pieces are those of the authors

6.4 Entertainment and Satirical Content

For entertainment and satirical content websites (such as those operated under the OMGWTF.LTD brand):

  • Satirical content is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes

  • Satire, parody, and absurdist humor are used extensively

  • Not all content should be taken literally or as factual reporting

  • We explore absurdity, question authority, and celebrate contradiction

  • Content may be deliberately provocative, ironic, or tongue-in-cheek

  • Readers should use critical thinking and common sense when interpreting content

Remember: We're satirical, serious, and sometimes stupid — always WTF.

8. Third-Party Content and Links

7.1 External Links

Our websites may contain links to third-party websites. We:

  • Do not control or endorse third-party sites

  • Are not responsible for their content or privacy practices

  • Recommend reviewing their terms and privacy policies

7.2 Third-Party Content

Some content may be provided by third parties, contributors, or guest authors. We:

  • Are not responsible for the accuracy of third-party content

  • Do not necessarily endorse views expressed by third parties

  • May moderate or remove inappropriate content

9. Comments and Community Standards

If our websites allow user comments or interaction:

8.1 Community Guidelines

Users must:

  • Be respectful and courteous

  • Avoid hate speech, harassment, or discrimination

  • Not post illegal or harmful content

  • Not post spam or advertising

  • Not impersonate others

  • Respect others' privacy

8.2 Moderation

We reserve the right to:

  • Moderate, edit, or remove any user content

  • Ban users who violate community standards

  • Remove comments at our discretion

  • Disable comments on specific articles

8.3 User Responsibility

You are solely responsible for:

  • Content you post

  • Your interactions with other users

  • Compliance with these terms

10. Privacy

Your use of our websites is also governed by our Privacy Policy. We:

  • Collect minimal personal information

  • Do not sell or share your information (except as outlined in Privacy Policy)

  • Use cookies for analytics and functionality

  • Respect your privacy rights under UK GDPR

For full details, please review our Privacy Policy.

11. Advertising

Some of our websites may display advertisements. Please note:

  • We do not control or endorse advertised products/services

  • Third-party advertisers may use cookies and tracking

  • Click on advertisements at your own risk

  • We are not responsible for advertiser content or practices

12. Newsletter and Email

11.1 Subscriptions

By subscribing to our newsletters, you:

  • Consent to receive emails from us

  • Can unsubscribe at any time

  • Acknowledge emails may contain promotional content

11.2 Email Communications

We may send:

  • Newsletter content and updates

  • Important website announcements

  • Promotional messages (with ability to opt out)

13. Limitation of Liability

12.1 General Disclaimer

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW:

  • Our websites are provided "AS IS" without warranties of any kind

  • We do not warrant that websites will be error-free or uninterrupted

  • We are not liable for any damages arising from use of our websites

  • This includes direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages

12.2 Specific Limitations

We are NOT liable for:

  • Errors or omissions in content

  • Actions taken based on website content

  • Technical issues, downtime, or data loss

  • Third-party content or links

  • User-generated content

  • Viruses or malware (though we take reasonable precautions)

  • Loss of profits, data, or business opportunities

12.3 Maximum Liability

In any event, our total liability shall not exceed £100 or the amount you paid to access our websites (typically £0), whichever is lower.

14. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold us harmless from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from:

  • Your use of our websites

  • Your violation of these terms

  • Your violation of any rights of others

  • Content you submit or post

15. Changes to Websites and Terms

14.1 Website Changes

We reserve the right to:

  • Modify, suspend, or discontinue any website or feature

  • Change content, layout, or functionality

  • Implement new features or remove existing ones

14.2 Terms Updates

We may update these Terms and Conditions at any time. Changes will be posted with an updated date. Continued use of our websites after changes constitutes acceptance.

16. Termination

We reserve the right to:

  • Terminate or suspend your access to our websites

  • Remove content or user accounts

  • Take these actions without notice if you violate these terms

17. Geographic Restrictions

Our websites are operated from the United Kingdom. We make no representation that content is appropriate or available for use in other locations. If you access from outside the UK, you do so at your own risk and are responsible for compliance with local laws.

18. Dispute Resolution

17.1 Governing Law

These Terms and Conditions are governed by the laws of England and Wales.

17.2 Jurisdiction

Any disputes shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales.

17.3 Informal Resolution

Before pursuing legal action, we encourage you to contact us to resolve disputes informally.

19. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found to be unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect.

20. Entire Agreement

These Terms and Conditions, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and us regarding use of our websites.

21. Contact Information

For questions, concerns, or notices regarding these Terms and Conditions:

22. Acknowledgment

By using any of our websites, you acknowledge that:

  • You have read and understood these Terms and Conditions

  • You agree to be bound by these terms

  • You will use our websites responsibly and lawfully

  • You understand content is for informational/entertainment purposes

Quick Summary (Not Legally Binding)

This is a simplified summary for your convenience. The full terms above are legally binding.

Our Content: Protected by copyright; don't steal or republish without permission
Your Use: Keep it legal and respectful
Accuracy: We try our best, but content is for info/entertainment only
No Guarantees: Websites provided "as is"; use at your own risk
Privacy: See our Privacy Policy; we don't sell your data
Be Nice: Follow community guidelines if commenting
We Can Change Things: Websites and terms may be updated
Professional Advice: Seek qualified professionals for serious matters

Thank you for visiting our websites. We hope you enjoy the content!